Welcome to MonkeyTees! By accessing our jungle of tees, you agree to these terms and conditions. Please read them carefully, or we’ll have to send the monkeys after you (just kidding, our monkeys are busy designing tees).

1. The Banana Peel of Legality MonkeyTees is all about fun and games until someone slips on a banana peel. That’s why we’re laying out the rules to keep you safe and our business legit.

2. Ownership of the Vine All content on this site, including the text, graphics, logos, and shirt designs, is owned by us or our content suppliers and protected by international copyright laws. Don’t monkey around with our stuff!

3. The Jungle Gym of Use Feel free to swing from vine to vine on our site, but don’t misuse our services. That means no hacking, no copying, and no using our tees for your own jungle gym.

4. The Treasure Trove of Transactions We accept bananas… err, we mean payments, through various methods. Just make sure you have the right amount, or it’s no bananas for you.

5. The Monkey’s Promise If there’s a problem with your order, we’ve got your back. Check out our Return Policy for more info.

6. The No Monkey’s Land We’re not responsible if you use our tees for illegal activities, like smuggling bananas. Use our products responsibly!

7. The Great Ape Arbitration Any disputes will be handled in the jungle court of law, where the head monkey judge presides.

8. Contacting the Tribe Got questions? Need to send a smoke signal? Contact us at support@monkeytees.com, and we’ll get back to you before you can peel a banana.

9. Updates in the Canopy We may update these terms now and then, so check back occasionally. We’ll assume you’re cool with any changes if you keep using the site.

10. The Final Swing If any part of these terms is deemed unenforceable, the remaining vines will still hold strong.

 Shipping: The Great Tee Expedition

At MonkeyTees, we ship our tees faster than a monkey swings through trees. But even monkeys need a map, so here’s how we navigate the shipping waters:

1. Order Processing: The Countdown Begins

• Once you place your order, we’ll have it ready to ship faster than you can say ‘banana split’. Order processing times may vary, but we aim to get your order out the door within 2-3 business days—because no one likes waiting, not even patient primates. Unless they are custom orders and you'll know those expectations in advance.

2. Domestic Deliveries: Home Sweet Home

• For all you local jungle dwellers, we offer a variety of domestic shipping options. Whether you want it standard, express, or delivered by a monkey on a unicycle, we’ve got you covered.

3. Shipping Costs: Let’s Talk Bananas

• We believe in transparency, even when it comes to bananas. Shipping costs will be calculated at checkout, so there are no surprises—except for the surprise of how awesome your tee will look.

4. Tracking Your Order: No Monkey Left Behind

• We’ll provide you with a tracking number so you can follow your tee’s journey every step of the way, from our jungle to yours.

5. Returns & Redos: We’ve Got Your Back

• If there’s a hiccup with your order, check out our Return Policy. We’re all about making things right, even if it means sending out a search party for lost tees.

6. Contacting the Crew

• Questions about your shipment? Send an SOS to support@monkeytees.com, and our team will swing into action!

7. The Fine Print

• We’re not responsible for delays caused by shipping carriers, customs, or monkeys taking detours. But rest assured, we’ll do everything in our power to get your tees to you on time.

9. Updates on the Horizon

• Our shipping terms may evolve (just like our ancestors). We’ll keep you posted on any changes, so be sure to check back here for the latest info.

 Your Privacy is King of the Jungle At MonkeyTees, we take your privacy more seriously than a monkey takes its bananas. We’re committed to protecting the jungle of your personal information with the ferocity of a silverback gorilla.

What We Collect

• Banana Breadcrumbs: Just like how a monkey leaves a trail of banana peels, you leave a trail of data. We collect info like your name, email, and shipping address because, well, we can’t send tees telepathically… yet.
• Jungle Telegraph: When you whisper to us through our site (aka use our services), we listen. That means we keep records of your orders, preferences, and even your secret love for banana-print shirts.

Why We Collect It

• To Keep the Vines Running Smoothly: We use your data to process orders, handle returns, and make sure your tees fit just right (even if you’ve had one too many bananas). We also send out updates, deals and new merch announcements from time to time.
• No Monkey Business: We promise not to sell, trade, or rent your personal details to any third-party poachers. That’s just not our style.

Your Control Over Your Data

• Swing Through Your Settings: You have the power to update, manage, export, and delete your information. Think of it as your personal jungle gym. Unsubscribe anytime!
• Incognito Monkeys: Prefer to browse in private mode? We get it. You can adjust your privacy settings to keep your tee shopping on the down-low.

Keeping Your Data Safe

• Gorilla Guards: We’ve got the best in the biz to protect your data. Our security measures are tougher than a gorilla’s grip.

Contacting the Tribe

• Monkey Mail: Got questions about your data? Send a vine message to support@monkeytees.com, and we’ll swing back with answers faster than you can say ‘banana split’.

Changes to Our Privacy Practices

• Evolving Jungle: Just like monkeys evolve, so do our privacy practices. We’ll update this policy as needed, so check back occasionally for the latest on how we handle your data.

Remember, in our jungle, your privacy is the top banana!

 Thank You for Choosing MonkeyTees! Now, let’s get you some tees that will make the other primates jealous!